Hell! Here We Come!!

Once again, I found myself falling down the endless abyss which leads to that heavenly place we call Hell. Indeed sublime at first glance; those vivid crimson hues over cauldrons boiling with freshly s(k)inned mortals (the fragrant incense of burning flesh), those refreshing fountains of blood and carmine cascades, those placid black seas over borne with exultant drowning souls, those lovely trails through the charred, blistered forests, and of course the eternal abundance of the sweet absence of light and warmth. One mustn’t miss the sight of the dark hooded knights with their most splendorous sharp silver shimmering sabers who usually soar through the meadows with new batches of aspiring slaves.

Hell’s that ubiquitous, upside-down, inside-out world that everyone’s been dreaming of. Its machinery is always in a lively state of perpetual destruction in worlds beyond its own. I had this special once-in-a-lifetime rendezvous with that ever sinister Mr. Devil this time, whose external features are quite amusing; with a Snap-It-On pointy tail which comes along with the Snap-It-On pointy ears packaged especially in time for Christmas. He’s really got that appeal for the ladies as well, with his characteristic insanely gelled jet black hair… Yowza! (But you never should get on his good side as he’s quite short tempered and morphs into his more comical scary avatar and his hair makes a roller coaster twirls as it is electrified into sharp clustered pins (giving a new meaning to the term pinhead… hope he doesn’t see this!)).

Well at least I’m not the first who discovered this wondrous land and this eccentric personality. Hell’s not quite far from the present state of affairs. It would take some time for you guys to actually meet busy old Mr. Devil, but you will soon enough! (Most probably, because I hear the golden gates of heaven are rusting.) It seems only more than obvious, with the ludicrous decisions people make these days with desires to procure envy and jealousy, along with desires to hurt and kill even more prominent. I swear on Mr. Devil, such thoughts do necessarily rule our mind, and denying such fact means you are quite enthusiastic in taking the faster route to Hell. Have you never felt hatred towards anyone, (even your closest friends? Teachers? …highly possible), such that you wanted them to make them suffer the worlds most horrifying tortures… Right!…now that we’ve are on same terms… I think you would quite as much agree on my hellish notions that Hell is the place-to-be. Oh no worries! I guarantee you’d enjoy yourself there, more than where you are now!

(Just between you and me, I’m paid for this. My job is to recruit sinful, happiness-destroying, mad, insane, cynical, insignificant, fruitless, brainless, insipid, pieces of contaminated humanity, mortals like yourself to the extravagance and ecstasy of Hell)… Start changing, or Start packing! :)

EPISODE I : Where did all this rapturous rhapsody come from?

Now follows a bunch of higgledy-piggledy slices of madness, ;)

I remember the days, when I was just a normal kid doing things what normal kids would do. Sitting alone at my desk, copying notes from the board, and of course the occasional flirting in between class hours. The people around me had an aim – they aspired that I would one day get into IIT or AIIMS and make life out of metal or syringes. Now that does sound a bit freaky! ‘cause I ain’t the one deciding.
I find it excessively amusing that from the marks I have chalked up over the years, my best of friends still actually mistake me for that overworked, studious, assiduous, brainy geek of a person. Indeed, if such was fact, I would be leading a multibillion dollar business by now… which apparently am not, though I really wish it be reality. That brings me back to being that normal kid I told you about.
Money, fame, wine and women, would top the list of my possessions when I’m a celebrity at Tinseltown… as would for all celebrities. Then again, I’ve been reading about philosophical madness and even written quite a few papers on “Transience of Life” (hmm.. wonder what that means?). Anyhow, creativity is my fountainhead. Since birth, I’ve constantly been trying to explore new ideas, new frontiers and such.
The statement I’d put my heart and soul into “A culture is as great as its dreams.” To make a great culture, we’ve got to dream big and you’ve got make them count. Many of you would be surprised, if I tell you that my “role model” is actually Tom Cruise. Apart from his stunning appeal, I love his almost perfect portrayal of the characters and his generosity as a person (of course, not referring to his wealth in terms of money).
The Arts are what genuinely inspire me… whether it be painting, sculpture, literature, drama, music… these are what are going to live through time… (well at least the good ones). Maybe… just maybe an extra-being would actually unearth a statue of me in the far future… I can still dream can’t I? lol…
So where did all this rapturous rhapsody come from? .... (Hmm havn't you guessed yet?;)