Wednesday, September 13, 2006

THEY ARE AMONG US.... THE BIONIC ET!!!

In this work of fiction, the characters, places, and events are
either the product of the author's imagination or they
are used entirely fictitiously.

This here is Priya, SPL of Chinmaya Vidyalaya.
Very nice, cute, jovial looking girl.
Ahem.... note the word... looking.



On September 6th, 2006 9:45 ISD Earth Reference, the Priya we know morphed into her true form. Many couldn't have noticed the subtle differences, but thanks to timely photography, we here at the CVSR (Space Research) have uncovered the truth. At that precise time, she must have recieved commands from the alien spaceships that have been orbiting around the once-upon-a-time planet Pluto (... which the stupid astronomers of the elite class keep mistaking for tiny planets.. go figure!) What commands you may ask... well, we humans... i think would never actually know. But one thing is for certain, this bionic extraterrestrial was on a mission that day... to conquer the humble institute of learning of Chinmaya Vidyalaya. She posed as the head of the institution the entire day... and the following picture shows you the transformation into her bionic self quite clearly, bossing out orders to her space servants (no doubt, posing as teachers as well). Can't you see that glint in her eye... a destructive laser for suree!

We certainly have underestimated the power of the ET lifeforms... Maybe Jessica Alba can act as the invisible woman in Fantastic Four.. but here we see that this alien life form literally has such powers... In the picture below, notice the hand.... She is assaulting an unsuspecting student... I dont think she was hitting him as such, because the fella was admitted in an hospital for twisted bronchioles and punctured lungs.


This is a caution to all you people! WE ARE NOT ALONE!...

BEWARE! TRUST NO ONE.....

Priya no more hiding! We know the truth!!! Your time is near, dont be suprised when you find us at your place with vapourizers!!

Thank you Atul Gupte, and Aditya Nair... your pictures have been very useful to CVSR in exposing Earths future threat.... We award you the Black Diamond for your services.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

wher the hell do u come up with this stuff?

Anonymous said...

omg!!!that makes so much sense....

Barath said...

@adi
yea... it does xplain quite a lotta bizzzzare occurances

Anonymous said...

TOTALLY TRUE ! how the hell do u manage to write stuff like this !!

Anonymous said...

hey!!!i heard priya's 'pissed'wid da post...betta delete it...

Barath said...

@priya
nd who is dis 'anonymous' may i ask??
but y wuld she be pissed... coz the truth is finally revealed... dont worry i hav bullet proof vests...!

nyways reveal urself.... n ill think abt deletin it>> u kno my email

Anonymous said...

hmmm.. priya's the next big dictator eh??? barath hit the sweetspot this time round..


@anon: hey, thats dominancy again, jus bcoz priya's pissed wit it doesnt mean barath has to delete it, FREEDOM OF SPEECH! shez pissed, but hey, once shez outta school and later she reads this post, she'll probbly laugh it out... c'mon man.. tat too much!

Anonymous said...

yeah i agree wid tariq...its not dat a big deal...bt b'rath wat an imagination...lol...aliens i believe:)...
srudhi

priya said...

... wow looks like i got a lot o attention..
barath, u r most definitely a frrrrreeeeak!!

but who 's the
"hey!!!i heard priya's 'pissed'wid da post...betta delete it..."
@whoeva-u-r: thanks but no thanks

:) anyway, wat can i say, nice post

priya said...

k i realised tht the sarcasm isn't evident from just writin the comment..
mayb u should hear me say it..
..nice post

Barath said...

@priya
um....uh...........
*blink...blink*

rite

Dhananjai or dhanu said...

nice one boy:P

Anonymous said...

blink.....blink...now thats open plagiarism....no barath u cant take dat.....no candy for u!!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah priya definitely got sum attention here as if she doesnt get enuf already...lol...

priya said...

wat is it with the anonymous comments???

Barath said...

ttly... i swear... !
if u feel shy of using ur name.. y bother commentin !..

The Visitor said...

LOL - great post bharat.